They have a lot of endearing qualities. They tame easily. They must kneel to graze because of their fused neck, and when they run through the tall grass, their tails are like vertical antennas. They also enjoy digestive bisquits, or as they are called here, graham crackers.
And you certainly had a rousing conversation with Charlie that day. Meanwhile, if you're going to bring a warthog home, make sure to bring his girlfriend(s) too because a lonely wild transplant is truly pitiful. How would you feel, after all? ;)
An emo sup warthog seems completely sensible, coming from you. Just sayin!
The road less traveled?
Yup… that’s exactly what Robert Frost was envisioning when he coined that term… I’m sure.
To boldly ride where no warthog has ridden before.
Make it so, Cap’n
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Better than moose heads I think.
A moose head in our banquet hall? ? ? Be still, me beating heart.
We just have a cranky cat there now…. Not as instructive as dead snakes but way more bitey
A banded cobra can also be bitey.
Ooh....you've just reminded me of a[nother] snake story of my own, big difference being lack of venom.
"Laid there stone cold dead" made me guffaw. These are not earthworms, sir. LOL!
Well? I’m waiting.
Might be a Chicken Scratch sometime. Sorry to dangle a snake and run. 😅
"...the snake made its last bad life choice." I'll say.
"...he had little tolerance for living cobras in his house..." Who wouldn't?
You have met some strange and wonderful people in your travels, Mr Switter. Enough to last a lifetime.
I’ve met a lot of strange and wonderful people on Substack, too.
Some say it’s so ugly it’s cute. Not so with warthogs. Only its own mother would say that.
Now I need to lookup a warthog to see if it’s so ugly it’s cute. I would not be going back to Charlie’s house. No, thank you.
They have a lot of endearing qualities. They tame easily. They must kneel to graze because of their fused neck, and when they run through the tall grass, their tails are like vertical antennas. They also enjoy digestive bisquits, or as they are called here, graham crackers.
So eating the digestive biscuit is like a laxative? I’m still not sold on them
And you certainly had a rousing conversation with Charlie that day. Meanwhile, if you're going to bring a warthog home, make sure to bring his girlfriend(s) too because a lonely wild transplant is truly pitiful. How would you feel, after all? ;)
Normal?
LOL