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I'm sure glad I knew the outcome all along (survival, at least). Roger sounds like a perfect teacher for a humorist! 😅

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I felt the same way about the movie Titanic. Why watch it? I already know it’s going to sink.

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PS I could definitely see the milk stool in the picture!

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Calling it a flying milk stool definitely reduced the Top Gun coolness factor.

“We’re too close for rockets. I’m switching to horseshoes.”

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Jul 17Liked by Switter’s World

Thanks for the ride ... flight. I'm sending this to my husband who will undoubtedly remember all the fun he had learning to fly a 172, what we affectionately call an orange crate with wings.

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Jul 17Liked by Switter’s World

One more notch on your belt of achievements. Sorta seems like there's not much you haven't tried.

I look forward to the next installation, in which I trust you will answer your own question. By the way, speaking of machines with souls, if you haven't already, you might want to watch Goodnight, Oppy.

https://www.amazon.com/Good-Night-Oppy-Ryan-White/dp/B0B8JMCCJR

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Alcohol and drugs. I never tried either and spent my miserable, derided life as everybody’s designated driver.

Swifter and friends at restaurant, as they order their steaks and brewskis:

“And our bitter looking friend over there wants some lettuce, hold the ketchup, and a big glass of Kool-Aid.”

Ha ha ha ha.

Now you know why I am the way I am.

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Jul 17Liked by Switter’s World

A rare breed.

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Reality is for people like me who can’t tolerate drugs and alcohol.

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Jul 17Liked by Switter’s World

Having been married to a pilot type person for 15 years I forwarded your story to him to enjoy whilst lounging in the Denver airport waiting for his flight.

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Tell him hi for me. He’s a good one.

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Jul 17Liked by Switter’s World

I have a new descriptive word. BRAVE. Wow. Hats off to you! I could sense your pride,enthusiasm and excitement.

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I was young enough to still have an intact sense of immortality! Did I mention I rode a cafe racer style motorcycle on my Sunday outings? In Zimbabwe. When there were still terrorist ambushes? Immortal me.

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Jul 17Liked by Switter’s World

You must have nine lives. Maybe we should call you Felix

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Jul 17Liked by Switter’s World

Did you put your poor wife through this?

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Spoiler alert: you’ll need to wait until a future action packed episode.

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Heh! My account is long overdrawn.

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Jul 17Liked by Switter’s World

Beautifully described. You definitely made me see the attraction! Thrilling.

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I hope you didn’t include Roger as beautiful. We’ll hear more from him later.

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Love your descriptive writing! I felt as if I were in the cockpit with you. Well done and well said. Keep those stories coming.

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